Wednesday, October 29, 2008

To Grandpa with love..

Today is the last day of Diwali, 2008. On this special day, I wish to write a post about someone I really care about, and means a lot to me.

26th of January, 2008

             Saturday was India's 59th Republic Day. It was the commemoration of the day our country chose to get rid of all kings and rulers of the land, and brought together all the provinces and princely states in the subcontinent to form a Unified India. I watched the India-Gate parade on TV. Each of the regiments of the army had its elite troops marching in sync to their respective bands, saluting our President, Pratibha Patil and the foreign dignitary Vladmir Putin, the Russian president.

            This year's parade was a hogwash where lots of dummies and cardboard cutouts were used in the place of the actual aircraft, helicopters and missiles. It was hilarious to see a gas balloon model of our Dhruv ALH advanced light helicopter, to see GI Joe like models of our aircraft propped up on trucks using lanky poles. Even the BRAHMOS cruise missiles, Agnis and other ICBMs were only props. They did not seem real. Not even from a distance! Only the outdated tanks and artillery seemed real.

            At noon, Dad and I set out to bring home my late grandfather's brother, Govindraya Bhandarkar from Dadar, Mumbai, who had been staying at my other grandpa Vasudev Bhandarkar's place in Nandini Layout, Bangalore.

           After lunch, I brought him to my room and offered my bed for his nap. I was longing to ask him so many things about his life, which I doubt anyone knew. Because I felt this could be our last chance.

           He sat on my bed and I sat on my chair, facing each other. "I'll turn 87 this July" he said, when I asked him his age. I could not believe it. He was of medium height with a lean body type, with sharp eyes and a round shining head with grey hair neatly growing at the sides. He had round cheekbones that gave his clean shaven, moustache-less face a benevolent look when he smiled, baring his sparkling white teeth. He wore double pocketed full sleeved shirts(worn tucked out) and trademark cotton trousers with horizontal slits as front pockets that went out of fashion in the 80's. (revived by Shah Rukh Khan in Om Shanti Om !)  Looking at him, I had always thought he could be 70+. Maybe 75. But he was 86! He was so fit and so away from the usual afflictions of old age.

           He said that they were 8 siblings, and that my great-grandpa was a Goldsmith, who had a Jewelry store in the narrow lane leading to Rath Beedhi in Udupi, where the multitude of silk saree showrooms are now located. When my grandpa Srinivas, the eldest sibling was in 8th grade, his dad had an untimely death. He dropped out of school and worked odd jobs to immediately support his huge family. The other siblings were very young, some of them toddlers. "Those days were very hard..", he often said during our conversation.

           My grandpa Srinivas commandeered two buses and ran a transport service with some partners. He worked hard day in and day out. Soon, he expanded his service by adding 60 buses to his fleet, adding more routes, and one day took over the whole company. This prosperous company was christened GAJANANA MOTORS, and I feel proud to say that it is operational even today. Its also listed in the Bombay Stock Exchange. He also ran a car dealership and service centre at Sagar, and Rubber factories in Bangalore.

           Govindray-ajja matriculated in 1942 in Udupi and left for Bombay, the city of dreams. WW II was raging in full force and Bombay bore the brunt of the frequent German Luftwaffe reconnaissance airplanes. The Germans never bombed the city, but nevertheless air-raid warnings would be issued and the people would run out of buildings and head to open grounds, he said. This is a little known fact even today, where people believe Indian territory was unaffected by WW II. Because Bombay was a British stronghold, the threat of an aerial attack on the city was imminent, and this made the citizens of Bombay head for safer places in the countryside. As such, the rents of buildings and apartments went down drastically, as they had no takers. This was the ideal time for immigrants to settle in the city they would one day make their home. Ajja found a good apartment in Dadar-Matunga for an un-putdownable price. He stayed there with his friends who had a Holy Calling. They later went on to become heads of great spiritual institutions like the Ramakrishna Mission at Belur Math in Bengal.
Their ideas rubbed off on Ajja, and he too decided not to marry, though he did not become a monk.

            The British govt. made Bombay the hub of manufacturing war materials. The American made GM brand engines arriving from England would be fitted into armoured vehicles here, and then sent away to the battle front. Millions of hectares of forests were destroyed to supply timber for the rifles and battle ships. Foodgrains, meat, fodder-grass and any available item was shipped to England, and India was plundered to the core. Inflation touched the roof and people died of starvation. Ajja worked as a shorthand specialist in the war supplies depot, he said.

            "London was completely destroyed by the Luftwaffe bombing.." , he recounted thoughtfully. Only the great leadership of Churchill saved Britain, and the American nuking of Japan's cities effectively ended the war, which otherwise would have dragged on for a much longer time. The British were so fed up with Gandhi's Satyagraha that they promised to give freedom to India a few years after the war ended. Ajja said he had actually seen Gandhi and other leaders in speeches and rallies held at Shivaji park. Satyagraha was so popular that, all the Indians were ready to even give up even their lives on his cue. But the British couldn't see us rejoice and partitioned the country before they left. Widespread revolts broke out all over the country where once upon a time, people of all communities lived peacefully. "No one was safe..", he recalled.

             According to the Bombay Buildings Act, structures constructed prior to 1940 would see no significant increase in rent, compared to the current market prices. So even today, my grandpa only paid the same rent that he paid in 1942! I have seen the heritage building and its amazingly well maintained and spacious, with wooden windows, old fashioned black colored antique electrical switches, and trees flanking the compound walls. They don't make such buildings in Mumbai anymore!

             He also told me a secret. One of my uncles was confused in his youth, and was yet to learn a profession and settle down. My grandpa worried a lot about this uncle. Then, sometime in the late 60's, that uncle was sent to Bombay to live with Ajja, for career guidance. He said that he had a hard time controlling him. Ajja made him work out in the gym, involved him in sports, and also taught him a few tricks of trade. Later, that uncle came back home and became interested in Government tenders and contracts. He formed a group of people who went to the Govt. auctions and as a group, agreed not to bid for a tender for more than HALF of its actual price. Then they all equally split the profits.
He is now a multi-millionaire with a flourishing business.

             Sometime in the middle of our conversation, my brother Sachin entered the room and was a keen audience. After this, I left Ajja alone to resume his nap. CAT classes were cancelled on account of Republic Day.

            The next day, Ajja woke me up and handed me a roll of currency. I accepted it after a small protest and touched his feet respectfully. I later found out there were 5 bills of 500 each, a small fortune for a cash strapped teenager. Later, I accompanied him back to my cousin's house in Nandini layout.

            Why did he do that? I did not comprehend. Being in college with just a couple of 100s in my pocket at any point of time, I thought 2500 was BIG money. Was it because he felt happy for the kind attention I paid? People usually do not talk to old people and I don't think anyone had asked him so many things about his life in such depth. That must have immensely warmed his heart.

            All I can say is that, I did what I did out of love, and because I genuinely enjoyed doing it. It gave me utmost satisfaction, during and afterwards. And what happened to the 2500? I bought myself a Guitar with that money and started to rock n roll, at that point of time when I wasn't getting any support from Dad!  :D

(my Grandpa's brother, the Nandini layout Grandpa, Vasudev passed away on 24th August this year. I dedicate this post to his memory. My entrepreneur Grandpa Srinivas passed away in 1990 and the bachelor  Govindraya Ajja lives in Mumbai alone, to this day.)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

The Green Mile

It has been a long break from blogging, a very long one indeed! The metric to measure the goodness of a blog is the quality of the posts, and not the frequency or word length. I try to make each post of mine better than the previous. Therefore I write 1 or 2 posts in an year. Prodded by my avid readers to post new stuff, I have come back, with a handful of posts in my kitty. Here goes..

7th of July, 2008


from my garden
           I love greenery. It never fails to charm me. I have learnt to identify various tree species, some commonly seen in Bangalore, and a few not-so-common ones. All around me, I usually observe the trees that are present, their size, their condition and foliage, and commit this to memory.

a beautiful street in Nagarbhavi, Bangalore
          When most Bangaloreans construct a concrete structure, they destroy any trace of greenery around it. I had been looking at a Rain tree near a newly constructed building in our locality for quite sometime, untouched by the builders. It seemed like the builders had some love for greenery and had spared the tree. Knowing that there were people who still cared for trees gladdened my weary heart.

          But today, as we set out to watch Jaane tu.. Ya jaane na at Abhinay Talkies, I saw that tree cut down. The tree's branches had been chopped off and only the stout trunk stood there bravely, appearing to be laughing at the inability of powerless men to uproot it completely. Surely, even the trunk would be chopped off soon, before anyone took notice, not that they cared if anyone took notice anyway. Such was the psyche of Bangalorean public.
It was the tree that had got cut, and it was I who felt the pain.

          What right did they have to do this dastardly act? It was neither blocking their 'view' nor their entrance, quietly growing on the side. I was filled with grief.

          We couldn't get the tickets, so we did some shopping and returned home. I was morose throughout. I decided I wouldn't take things lying down. I dashed an email to the Editor of The Times of India, the newspaper that claimed to be a mouthpiece of the Mango People, AKA the Aam Aadmi, the common man of the (Banana) Republic of India. I recounted how trees were cut down, for no reason at all, and that whether it was a new house, or a shopping mall, the first thing that was done was to cut down any nearby tree, even though it posed no harm to the people or the building.

I cited the TOP 5  reasons why people did this, from my own survey and findings,, I listed them :-

5. "I hate clearing away the fallen leaves on and around my property.."

4. "That big tree blocks the sunlight to my plants.. "

3. "It blocked the 'view' of our beautiful house.."

2. "A tree in front of a shop is bad for business.."

and now, the best one... the silliest of them all ;

1. "You mean that wild thing there that grew there? I had a dream that it was going to fall on me one day.. It could have caused my Death.. "

            From what I reckon of the situation, in Bangalore especially, there is no solid reason most of the time. It is a deep rooted mentality. There are no permission letters or "cut-1-tree-plant-2-trees-" involved. My blood boils when I mutely witness this , with no power in my hands...

            I asked the Editor what could be done in this matter.. I wanted to know if WE, as Bangaloreans could petition the CM to grant powers to the general public, wherein any person who witnessed such crimes could report the wrong doers, and as a community, enforce punishments in whatever way they thought best. If this measure were to be implemented seriously, it would act as a deterrent and more trees could be saved.
Or else, the future looks bleak :-(

            But, realistically speaking, we can't prevent every such case.. What we CAN do is plant more trees and nurture them till they are independent. No one can take away this right from you, nor do you need anyone's permission to do so.

            Ending on a positive note, lets hope the stout trunk grows again, and the persons involved won't cut that down too!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Double Whammy !

March has been good to me... Giving me those things that other men mostly dream about during daytime, but never get close enough! ;-)  But wait, dont think otherwise; by double whammy , I only mean favourable VTU results and a mind blowing job interview where am taking charge !!


1st of March, 2008

It was a pleasant Saturday, and the day of our Reckoning, the day the 5th sem VTU results were out. It was evening when I accessed my results page. This time I got marks close to what I had predicted. A distinction, close to 72%. BUT, the scores predicted for each of the subjects, were not as predicted. There was the Operating Systems paper for which I was expecting 70, but got 36 and there was the Advanced Microprocessor paper which I was only hoping to clear decently, and I got a 63 in that !! Amazing VTU evaluation! My projected score was 665, and my actual score was 645. The disparity was only 20 this time despite getting an unexpected 36 in OS.
I felt good and I felt relieved. I have good faith in the VTU re-val system. I got 20m last time.. those bastards cant correct papers sanely the first time, they do so only when students like me pay 400 bucks per subject for re-val.

Right from the beginning of this semester, we were always told that the placements would be after 6th sem exams. This kept me off my guard for all these days till the 4th of March, when it was announced that Tukali Consultancy Services( lets call this TuCS now on! ) would be coming on 17th March!! But I was still in a jolly mood, brimming with confidence, knowing I could depend on my wits in any situation... Me and my classmates decided not to attend classes till 19th.. internals were kept on 10,11,12th. As I had not touched my textbooks till now I decided to make the most of this situation by turning it into a 'mini vacation'...
... By bunking the 1st set of internals : ) [ really evil plan, eh? ]


And wow, what a great time I had... I had something like 14 days all for myself, without having to go to that same old college, see the same old faces of those dumb people paid to engage us for 6 long hours and ruin our days; I revisited all the things I couldn't do enough in the 'regular' vacations. I watched 1 movie per day, doing nothing else except playing IGI-2 Covert strike.. I also read True Believer by Nicholas Sparks, and Quite Honestly by Sir John Mortimer. And these were the movies I caught up with - Mithya , Awarapan, Halla bol, the patriot, Braveheart, Crouching tiger hidden dragon, Donnie brasco, Scary movie-4, Mystic river, American gangster, V for vendetta.........

As they say, good times fly... and soon, days flew by and it was 14th march. 3days left for the TuCS placements. I literally jumped out of my dream. I had a remote feeling of remorse, for not having prepared, but I still had not given up. I knew I could come out of anything... I had a plan. and I was going to do just that.


I first started building my resume.. After 3hrs, I had a power-packed resume in my hand... It was a format widely adapted in the United States, unlike the average local student resume which began with a huge underlined heading, RESUME, having things like carrier( career ) objectives, dairy ( diary ) writing hobbies, pubic relations [ public, actually ! ], a huge box filled up with their percentages, and finally, a declaration of the veracity of their CV! Really funny resumes.. I could write a whole post on them...


Then, I Visualized the interview scenario, and how I would answer the likely questions. I mentally prepared myself for any likely case by 'play'ing each one in my mind.. As for the Quant questions in aptitude, I knew what their standard was, and was wondering why others were fretting so much over nothing.. the verbal part, I felt needed no special preparation as my vocab was good and I could figure out things by my own.. the critical reasoning was one area I needed to learn. It was serious CAT standard. You needed fundaas for that, without which, you couldnt go ahead by even an inch.


It was late afternoon on 16th when I actually started a sample TuCS paper.. that was the only paper I solved.. then, I quickly revised whatever C++ I had learnt 2yrs ago. That took time. We would be asked what our favourite subject was, and questions would be concentrated on that..



17th of march, Monday

After making us wait for 2hrs in the audi, the HR person of TuCS, a great fellow by name Chakravarti arrived on stage and gave an excellent presentation about his company, extolling all its successes and inadvertantly overshadowing all other IT and telecom companies, and creating an impression in our innocent minds that TuCS was the world leader! [ which is true! ] This guy actually used the phrase "blah blah blah" wherever a normal person would use the latin word "etc" !


The online aptitude tests followed shortly. An online test is different from a paper test, here there is a time-out set for each of the 3 sections of the paper unlike the paper tests, where we can answer any question we want and spend whatever duration in any individual section, not exceeding the total time...


The verbal section was challenging; serious GRE level questions. The quantitative section was a cakewalk for a CAT Aspirant like me. Critical reasoning was where I faltered. I had some 5min to spare before the test would time out. Suddenly after timeout, I got a pop-up saying, "You have not qualified in this test, Thank u for taking this Test."
I was shocked. All the colour drained out from my face.


I was perplexed as to how I could not get through the lower cutoff after doing so well. There were not many people who could have outdone me. And TuCS were going to take in lots of people... something was wrong. And only a handful of ppl had got that message. I seriously felt bad.. The list would be put up in the evening, but there was no point waiting in college till then. I went home, and just slept the whole afternoon away. Then I decided to go to the college and check out, late in the evening... and to my surprise my name was right at the TOP ! I had crossed the Upper cutoff, that was why the stupid machine had displayed that msg !! I'l explain, the companies usually keep two cutoff's. 1 lower- which you all know, and another called Upper cutoff. To filter away those students who maxed the test [ I cant understand why.. ! ] the others who had got that pop-up dint have their names in the list.

I was overjoyed ! My fame spread everywhere :) Cant explain how happy I felt !



Monday, the 18th

I wore a light blue cotton shirt, a dark bluish silk tie, and black corduroy trousers. These had cost me a bomb, 2800 bucks apart from the expensive Italian shoes! And I looked like a thoroughly professional executive, more impressive than the HR fellow interviewing me! I was among the first to get interviewed. The bloke who called me for the technical round was mild looking and good natured.

He asked me questions that ranged from virtual memory, page faults, heap memory, CDMA & GSM networks, to dangling pointers, circular linked list etc. Then he asked me to explain the logic to build a software for a casino owner who wants to know the odds of his customers' winning in a Roulette game having two dices. He also asked me the data structure needed to implement that. He was impressed by my answer and its approach.. He asked if I had any questions.. I asked him about the work culture in TCS, and how close they actually were in achieving their 2010 goal of global dominance in IT.. He smiled and said that they were much ahead and that they would reach that in 2009 itself !! My interview lasted for 15 min, and I questioned him for a good 10 min ! From what I heard, other students just left the room when they were asked if they had anything to ask ! !

I knew I had floored him :) and here comes the exciting part, my MR- management resource round... The transcript :-


him( ha ha ): So Ashok....
me: Sir, my name is Anish... [ :-) ] Ashok is my dad's name

him: then why have you written it in ur middle name?
me: Sir, wen you study in Bombay, they re-format your name as SURNAME / FATHER'S NAME / FIRST NAME
and thats how I got my new name !

him [amused] : Anish,, so u r a maharashtrian?
me: No sir, I only lived there 5yrs,, i'm a Konkani actually.

him: so tel me abt yourself
me: sir, I'm a smart worker. I like to work smart. than working long hrs and doing very less work.
I like to motivate myself and those around me.
apart from my success, I also like to see my friends succeed.

him: brief me as to what you did to motivate others
me: as I was waiting outside I saw many guys fretting and getting tensed for the interview..
I relieved them , gave a pep-up talk

him[ amused ] : wat did you do, dance in front of' 'em ?
me: No sir ! as I said, it was only vocal support :)

him[ a big amile on his face ]: so anish, u r good at quiz?
me[ grinning ] : yes sir!

him: who was india's 1st president?
me: Dr. rajendra prasad

him: who came next?
me: dr. s radhakrishnan

him: are you sure its not the other way round?
me: positive.

him: wat does "S" stand for?
me: Sarvepalli.

him: is he a Kannadiga?
me: no sir, Tamilian I believe

him: you are just guessing , aren't you?
me: sarvepalli is near tiruchirapalli. in TN

him: Are you sure?
me: sure...

him[ convinced ]: i'l check it out later !
and who came next after him?

me: neelam sanjiva reddy
zakir hussain
gyani zail singh.....

him: okay okay ! stop.. !
me: ... and I also went to IIT madras fest where I won a quiz held by GE...

him[ with his mouth wide open ]: oh.. so what where the questions there like?
me: some of the good questions were...

1> NASA built a new space launch vehicle running on nuclear power.. but it was banned by the IAEA after its test launch.. Sir, can u guess how it worked, would you answer that?

him: i... ahem..... o.... lemme see... huh....
okay I give up
me: its not like it carries a nuclear plant, converts water to steam, etc
all it does is bust a Nuke under the rocket which has a channeling mechanism to direct the energy... this propels the rocket !!
As such it was banned . its like making a nuclear test every time you want to launch something !

him [ eyes wide open ]: oh.. never thought it that way !
me: 2nd Q
2> incandescent bulbs are filled with a rare gas- Argon. why ?
could u answer that Sir?

him: err.... is it for heat retention?
me: NO sir ! actually tungsten [ the filament ] has a low melting point.. it can emit light only below the melting point.. and 230V of electricity is enough to melt it down... so a rare gas is added inside to reduce the temperature inside, to avoid meltdown and actually make the bulb emit continuous light !!
him [ bowled over !! ] : oh.. those were pretty good Q's !
me [ grinning ]: IITians are a class apart.. it was a very challenging quiz...

him [ :-) ] : how would you rate your communication skills?
me: sir, i think it would be best if u throw some light on that !
him [ amazed ] : now come on, give it a shot.. is it 5 , or 6, or 7.....? ? ?
me : i would rate myself a conservative 8/10

him: that will be all anish, do u have anything to ask?
me : of course !
I liked Mr. chakravarti's PPT yest... it was wonderful.. i'm impressed by your company; he has succeeded in creating a favourable impression in our minds...
[ i asked him abt the work culture in TCS and abt their goal of global dominance, which he happily answered.. ]

[after 15min]
him[ tired, but still ] : anything else you wanna ask , anish?
me : that will be all Sir :) [ big smile on my face ! ]
have a good day...

Next came the HR round... It was same as the MR with similar questions asked, but by a different person.. from wat i understand, our way of speaking and confidence level is monitored. After the usual do u have anything to ask, I asked the Fat HR guy [ Naveen benedict ] the same questions I had asked others...
But I went 1 step further ......

I had noticed that the HR guy was very young, not more than 25-26. this surprised me. HR guys are the ones with loads of experience.. out of curiosity, I asked him just that.
He said what i had guessed was right ! He was just 2yrs out of college ! He said, in TCS our qualities and talents are noticed well and we are placed in those areas where we can excel on the account of our natural ability, and not just made to work as a programmer for eternity. There is unlimited potential for our growth ! And he was a living example !

He felt so happy , he promised me an introduction with the Chief HR of his company later in the evening ! !
the list was put up at 10pm in the audi, and needless to say, I made it there :) It was surreal... I couldn't have asked for more !!
 I felt I could scale to any heights I wished to. The future held unlimited bounties and opportunities.. I had seen others crib about how bad their interviews were.

I   R E A L I S E D     M Y   T R U E    W O R T H...

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Instant Karma : Feel Good factors...

16th of February, 2008

            It was a sunny Saturday morning, so cheerful as to coax even the laziest among people to wake up early, go for a walk and indulge in a workout. Even I couldn't act otherwise. At noon, I decided to go to the college Society to buy record books as we had to submit records on Monday...

            As I paid for the record books and left that place, the young, silent fellow with a lost expression who manages the place suddenly jumped to life! He said, "ಫ್ರೆಂಡ್.. ಸಕ್ಕತಾಗ್ ಕಾಣ್ತಾ ಇದ್ದೀರಾ ! ನಿಮ್ ಸ್ಟೈಲ್ ಗೆ ನಿಮ್ ಗೆಟ್ ಅಪ್ಉ ಪರ್ಫೆಕ್ಟ್ ಆಗಿದೆ... ಡೈಲಿ ಹಿಂಗೆ ಬನ್ನಿ ಕಾಲೇಜ್ ಗೆ.. " ("Friend, You are lookin' awesome! Your get up complements your style so well.. Come to college like this everyday!") 

            I was wearing heavy cargo pants with a body hugging white sleeveless, with my biceps, triceps in good shape. I was instantly happy. There was someone out there who openly and honestly complemented me for whatever I am and there are others who just can't wait to tear me down and claw at me. For the same reasons... :-)

           On some other day in the 5th semester, on the day before AMP 3rd internals, when the Prof. said that the portions for the test were the whole of bus interface part, I asked a fellow who went to coaching classes as to how the chapter was. He was regarded by guys as a topper or something to that effect. He asked if i go to XYZ coaching class. I replied in negative. He said its so tough that,"Scene-e-illa" (impossible) to read it in one day, and scoffed at me.

          Without realising it, I took that up as a challenge and studied hard. On the next day, I performed better than most people. Even Paddy, another topper, copied from me! No one among the guys knew all the topics that would be tested. I maxed it. I also got a 25/25 in every test I took.



          Now I know that the best thing that gives you a high in life is the well deserved praise for your accomplishments. It catalyzes your efforts like nothing else. Its the ultimate ecstacy, far more potent than Cocaine.

The MENTOS moment of my life !

            You might have laughed whenever you watched that Mentos Ad where that young college guy is thrown out of the class by his professor for coming late. But Ye he AAM Zindagi. And then he pops a mentos and walks back into the class, in a reverse manner, and the moment the professor sees him coming in, he pretends to be walking out of the class, and is asked to take his seat in the class! He gets the attention of the prized female of the class.. Ye he Mentos zindagi !


            I too had a similar experience, where, following the protocol would have screwed my grades. I did just the opposite and no one was any wiser about it ! I'l narrate it to you....


10th of December, 2007


           It was the lab exam for System Software, wherein we are tested to demonstrate our skills in the LEX and YACC programs dealing with lexical analysis of strings and the corresponding action concerning them. There were 6 programs in LEX and 7 in YACC and we had to pick 2 chits, one for each. This lab was supposed to be a simple one, because the programs we had to learn were very short. But among them, there was one particularly irritating program. It came under YACC and dealt with IF-ELSE looping constructs...


           I was thorough with all programs except that one. Even on the day before the exam when I called up my friends, I couldn't find a solution for it. You might ask me what I was doing during the regular lab classes when we practised the programs; I would say that we hardly bothered abt it ! Once inside the wonderful lab with new SOLARIS machines and a high speed 10Mbps internet connection, adorned by lazy, nondescript, careless lab attenders who hardly bothered about what we did there, we had loads of fun there !


            I had to take a decision.
Even in previous semesters, I had gone to the lab exams reading all the programs minus one or two, and had managed to comeout well. I had luck on my side. Talking in terms of Probability, the odds of me getting that very program were very small. Nothing could go wrong. Been there, done that I thought. But I had a vision or something of a disaster and I thought of a PLAN B, in case of a worst case scenario. I decided I would do what I thought I would, in case the worse came to worst.


            The D-day dawned and I entered the lab. Mine was 1st day 1st show. It has its pros and cons. Pros being that the equipment is fine tuned and is not tampered by the previous batch of students and you can be sure about your output. And the external examiner would be new to the lab and he wont know everyone there and incase he is a tyrant of some kind, he Cannot exercise his complete powers. The cons are that the ppl coming in the next batch will already know the viva-voce questions [ which we had no sources of knowing ] and are likely to answer better, in case they know the right answers !
The external examiner was a placid old man, pretty happy sitting there and letting our profs do all the work.


            I picked up two chits. I invoked Ajji-Punya [ i'm not going to reveal the secret details.... it always works ! ] and sent a silent prayer heavenwards. The lex program was a simple one. I was saved I thought. Then I picked the Yacc chit. I was shocked. It was that program. I was doomed.
I had second-thoughts about returning the chit, picking another one , and losing 10 marks out of 50 just like that. But then, with steely resolve I decided to do what I thought I would, in the worst case scenario. I never thought I would have to do it, but the time had come. The MENTOS moment of my life. It was either AAR ya PAAR. Do or Die.

And I did it.



here's what i did- -


            When you pick the chit, the examiner writes down the program no. on your answer booklet. So there is no way one can change the number of the program one has got. But I had observed that once they write the program no. on our booklet, and we submit our written programs for their scrutiny, they never verify if the program on the booklet was same as that asked in the question. They just sign whatever we write provided its right and send us to execute it on the PC.

I decided to exploit this loop-hole.


            I coolly went over to my desk, and wrote down the lex program and after that, wrote a yacc program which  I knew  instead of that damned program. Even as I was doing so, I saw some of my friends get that damned program, and lose 10 marks after getting it changed. It was too late to backout. I handed my booklet to the examiner. The old man religiously looked out for mistakes in it.
There were none.

He scanned the paper once. But nothing happened. As I said, no one ever knew about it ! It was a calculated risk.


I won.

What I say about life is that, the possibilty of making your wildest dreams and thoughts come true makes life interesting and worth the time spent... !






WARNING: DO NOT try this at your College !! 
[ rather , dont get busted doing this :-) ]

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Choushen & Ushen

           The material available to a writer in India is limitless. Endless variations are possible on the account of inherited cultures; every individual differs from every other individual not only economically, but also in habits, outlook and day-to-day philosophy. Under such conditions, a writer has to only look out of his window to pickup a character... and thereby a story! I start my blog by dedicating the first post to a girl- Ushen, about whom I wrote looking outside my bedroom window.
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Prologue
1st of October, 2007
            It was time to attend the 1:30 UNIX class. As I set out from home and passed by her place of dwelling, I saw it was gone. Razed to the ground. The walls were originally brick red, which was hard to tell as it was all rubble now. For a moment that lasted like many years, I stood there, unable to believe my eyes.

Bare Beginnings

            I remember them staying there from the August of 2006. Our first contact was an interesting one. I remember how ecstatic I had been that day, when I laid my hands on my brand new red-bodied Discover-125. It was 10 o'clock that night when I took my bike for a spin much against my Dad's advice to wait for daylight. The ride was a thrilling one. But, a mongrel pup suddenly appeared out of nowhere and I had to slam the brakes as the pup was about to go under the wheel. I fell down from my new bike in front of their abode. I was bruised and my brand new bike got dented after the very first time I rode it. Her father, who saw what happened came outside running and helped me up. I yelled at the mongrel, who put his tail between his legs and whimpered into the darkness.

That was when I saw Ushen, hiding behind her door and peeping at the bizarre incident with an expression of shock in her innocent round eyes...

          Ushen, a 9 yr old girl, was the eldest among the 4 kids of the Watchman of a house under construction in our neighbourhood. She was the ultimate caring creature for her siblings, always keeping her sisters and kid brother amused when her parents were out for work; or even otherwise. She had a long braid and wore some dress which looked like a Salwar Kameez several sizes short. She always held her infant brother Choushen on her waist and walked around, even (until recently) when he was all heavy and walking! They lived in a temporary shack made of red brick walls plastered with mud, covered with an Asbestos roof. Though it looked desolate on the outside, they kept it spotlessly clean inside.

             Choushen was the youngest, and also the only male child. He was a cute and cuddly infant, and quite fair, unlike his parents whose complexion was of a darker shade. I saw him being pampered all the time by all his sisters and his parents. He always wore nice and colourful woolen clothes, a beautiful monkey cap and shoes which made a whooshing sound when pressed on the ground, while his sisters wore ragged and used clothes with no footware to spare. Could it be that Choushen got pampered so much just because he was a male child? Or was it because he was the youngest? I couldn't tell. I would spend hours at my room window looking at them walk around on the street in front of my house and play their childish games.


            The second one, a clever and business minded girl aged 6 or 7 had a very cunning attitude, always wanting a bigger and better share of anything that they were meant to share equally. She was always hatching some shrewd schemes, nothing evil though! She attended a state run school nearby. The third one was a small girl aged about 3, not cared for enough by her parents, unlike her baby brother. They spoke beautiful Urdu.

The Gift


          At first, I hardly looked at them. Then, I was on good terms with them. Soon, I was asking them to help me clean the garden, handsomely rewarding them afterwards. One day, when I asked her what she would do with the money I gave her, she said, "I'll buy note-books for myself"I was moved.

         Any other kid would've immediately spent the cash on candy and goodies, but not her. I liked her attitude so much that I gave her some of the most prized possessions of my childhood; Special toys I was very attached to, my school bag which I discontinued using just because I wanted a new one, several drawing books and lots of stationery, crayons, sketch pens and drawing material. And of course, my attention and friendship. Then on, I saw a glowing shine of admiration in their eyes whenever I met them.

Will I Make it?

           During the time when my semester exams were going on, She came with a sad, desolate look and told me that they would be leaving on that Sunday. The owners of the newly built house were moving in, and they no longer needed the Watchman. I sensed the gravity of the matter and started mobilizing whatever resources I could manage. I even thought of photographing them and giving them the prints.
But the Sunday came and they were still there.


          The post-exam vacations came, and I became complacent. They were an assured addition to my environment. I couldn't imagine them going away and took their presence for granted. I felt they were permanent. They were always a constant source of Joy to me throughout their time here. But before I could realise, they left.

One Year Later..


             Now, I feel a strange emptiness inside me. Rhetorical questions swarm my mind. Who is going to play around my house all evening, late into the night and create those beautiful noise they made when they frolicked? I can't accept the fact that they are gone and I hope to see them one day...

             I had great plans for them. Alas; I learnt an important lesson in life and I want to share it with all the people who have a helping hand and a philanthropic bent of mind - -


" If ever you want to do a good turn in Life,

DON'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW.. "